Total Medals Earned: 1,134 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,695 Points
Medals Earned: 9/14 (180/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 5/17 (35/490 points)
Finish the first level of Jetpac
Kill 100 Enemies
Unlock the Space Shuttle
Unlock the Apollo Rocket
Complete a level in under 30 seconds
Finish 4 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Last 2 minutes or longer on Rocket
Reach Maximum Speed in Rocket
Unlock the Future Rocket
Finish 8 levels without getting a powerup (bomb included)
Kill 500 Enemies
Finish all levels on Jetpac
Kill 1000 Enemies
Finish 8 levels in a row without firing the laser once
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 6/22 (30/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Obtain the almighty BIEBER FEVER!!!
Show your love for Edward!
Show your love for Jacob!
Somewhere out there, you have broken a heart.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.